• I entered the 2024 Zürich marathon. Get ready, knees! 🏃

  • Big L got hair lice from nursery. She said she “had beetles in [her] hair”. Thankfully some stinky shampoo and combing seems to have fixed it.

  • In the last week or two she has started asking “what for?” in repsonse to everything. She also translates it to Portuguese, though wrongly — instead of “pra que?” she says “que pa?”, throwing in an extra-cute mispronunciation too.

  • A ludicrously wealthy man put on a hat at the cost of millions to the taxpayer.

  • I was jealous of everyone in the UK doing a Fun Thing for the coronation. I briefly thought about doing an afternoon tea or something but ultimately I couldn’t bring myself to do anything British-related, even drinking a cup of tea, for fear of it accidentally signalling my endorsement of the whole absurd idea of the monarchy.